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<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><strong><font size="6" face="Comic Sans MS">1ST GOOSE SQUADRON</font></strong></div>
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<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center">FIELD MARSHALL ARMOND COMMANDING</div>
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<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"><strong><font size="4" face="arial black,sans-serif">FELLOWS OF THE FIRST GOOSE LET IT BE KNOWN THAT BY SHEAR FORCE OF WIT AND SOMEBODY ELSES MONEY I HAVE SEIZED A LOCAL HAY FIELD AND APPROPRIATED SAID FIELD FOR USE AS A LOOSEWAFFLE AIR BASE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. </font></strong></div>
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<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"><strong><font size="4" face="Arial Black">NOTE ALL SIZE PLANES FROM 747 ON DOWN ARE WELCOME PROVIDED 10 MEN CAN CARRY THE AIRCRAFT TO THE FIELD.</font></strong></div>
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<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"><strong><font size="4" face="Arial Black">NOTE THIS FIELD IS SO REMOTE THAT NO ONE CAN HEAR ANYTHING WE DO FOR AT LEAST FIFTY MILES SO BRING ON THE THE BIG TURBINES AND DON'T BOTHER WITH MUFFLERS. NOISE IS GOOD.</font></strong></div>
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<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"><strong><font size="4" face="Arial Black">AS WE GENERAL MONSIEUR FROG MARTIALS LIKE TO SAY THIS IS DESTIN ACCOMPLI --SO NO WORRY- -ACUNA MATADA. ESTA COUP DE GRACE!! VIVA LA LOOSEWAFFLE--ENJOY NOW VOTE LATER. QUE SARA, SARA. </font></strong></div>
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<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><em><font size="6" face="Arial Black">RELAX, ENJOY THE FRIENDLY SKIES</font></em></div>
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