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</div><p class="yiv578955855ecxMsoNormal"><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif';
FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Pilots: People
who drive airplanes for other
people who can't fly. <br>
</span></strong><span><br>
<strong>Fighter Pilots: Cold, steely
eyed, weapons systems managers who
kill bad people and break things.
However, they can also be very
charming and personable. The
average Fighter Pilot, despite
sometimes having a swaggering
exterior, is very much capable of
such feelings as love, affection,
intimacy and caring. These
feelings just don't involve anyone
else. <br>
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<strong>Words of Wisdom From
Aviators:</strong></span><span></span></p>
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</div><p class="yiv578955855ecxMsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Symbol; FONT-SIZE:
10pt">·</span><span style="FONT-SIZE:
7pt"></span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif';
FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Flying is a hard way
to earn an easy living.</span></strong><span></span></p>
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<font id="yiv578955855ecxrole_document" face="Arial" size="3"><p style="BACKGROUND: whitesmoke" class="yiv578955855ecxMsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Symbol; FONT-SIZE:
10pt">·</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt"></span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif';
FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Both optimists and
pessimists contribute to society. The
optimist invents the airplane; the
pessimist, the parachute.</span></strong><span></span></p>
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<font id="yiv578955855ecxrole_document" face="Arial" size="3"><p style="BACKGROUND: whitesmoke" class="yiv578955855ecxMsoNormal"><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif';
FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br>
</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif'; COLOR:
rgb(0,176,80); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">If
helicopters are so safe, how come there
are no vintage helicopter fly-ins?</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif';
FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Death is
just nature's way of telling you to watch
your airspeed. <br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; COLOR: rgb(0,112,192);
FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Real planes use only a
single stick to fly. This is why
bulldozers and helicopters (in that
order) need two. </span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif';
FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">There are
only three things the copilot should ever
say:</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE:
14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">1. Nice
landing, Sir. <br>
2. I'll buy the first round. <br>
3. I'll take the fat one. <br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; COLOR: rgb(0,176,80);
FONT-SIZE: 14pt">As a pilot only two bad
things can happen to you and one of them
will:</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE:
14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; COLOR: rgb(0,176,80);
FONT-SIZE: 14pt">a. One day you will walk
out to the aircraft knowing that it is
your last flight. <br>
b. One day you will walk out to the
aircraft not knowing that it is your last
flight.</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif'; COLOR:
red; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"></span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif';
FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">There are
Rules and there are Laws:<br>
The Rules are made by men who think that
they know better how to fly your airplane
than you.</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE:
13.5pt"></span></p>
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<font id="yiv578955855ecxrole_document" face="Arial" size="3"><p class="yiv578955855ecxMsoNormal"><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE:
14pt">Laws (of Physics) were ordained by
God.<br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">You can, and
sometimes should, suspend the Rules, but you
can never suspend the Laws. <br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; COLOR: rgb(192,0,0);
FONT-SIZE: 14pt">About Rules: <br>
a. The rules are a good place to hide if you
don't have a better idea and the talent to
execute it. <br>
b. If you deviate from a rule, it must be a
flawless performance (e.g., If you fly under
a bridge, don't hit the bridge.) </span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE:
14pt"><br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
<strong>The ideal pilot is the perfect blend
of discipline and aggressiveness. <br>
</strong></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">The medical
profession is the natural enemy of the
aviation profession. <br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; COLOR: rgb(79,98,40);
FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Ever notice that the only
experts who decree that the age of the pilot
is over are people who have never flown
anything? Also, in spite of the intensity of
their feelings that the pilot's day is over,
I know of no expert who has volunteered to
be a passenger in a non-piloted aircraft. </span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE:
14pt"><br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Before each
flight, make sure that your bladder is empty
and your fuel tanks are full; check T/O
wt....<br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
<strong>He who demands everything that his
aircraft can give him is a pilot; he that
demands one iota more is a fool. <br>
</strong><br>
<strong>There are certain aircraft sounds that
can only be heard at night. <br>
</strong><br>
<strong>The aircraft limits are only there in
case there is another flight by that
particular aircraft.If subsequent flights do
not appear likely, there are no limits. <br>
</strong><br>
<strong>Flying is a great way of life for men
who want to feel like boys, but not for
those who still are. <br>
</strong><br>
<strong>"If the Wright brothers were alive
today, Wilbur would have to fire Orville to
reduce costs." President, DELTA Airlines. <br>
</strong><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; COLOR: rgb(0,176,80);
FONT-SIZE: 14pt">In the Alaskan bush I'd
rather have a two-hour bladder and three
hours of gas than vice versa. </span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE:
14pt"><br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">It's not that
all airplane pilots are good-looking. It's
just that good-looking people seem more
capable of flying airplanes. <br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; COLOR: rgb(255,192,0);
FONT-SIZE: 14pt">An old pilot is one who can
remember when flying was dangerous and sex
was safe.</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE:
14pt"><br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Airlines have
really changed, now a flight attendant can
get a pilot pregnant. <br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; COLOR: rgb(192,0,0);
FONT-SIZE: 14pt">I've flown in both pilot
seats, can someone tell me why the other one
is always occupied by an idiot?</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE:
14pt"><br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Son, you're
going to have to make up your mind about
growing up and becoming a pilot. You can't
do both. <br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">There
are only two types of aircraft - fighters
and targets. </span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE:
14pt"><br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">The
scientific theory I like best is that the
rings of Saturn are composed entirely of
lost airline baggage. <br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; COLOR: rgb(0,176,80);
FONT-SIZE: 14pt">You define a good flight by
negatives: you didn't get hijacked, you
didn't crash, you didn't throw up, you
weren't late, and you weren't nauseated by
the food. So you're grateful. </span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE:
14pt"><br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">They invented
wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk
on their hind legs. <br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; COLOR: rgb(192,0,0);
FONT-SIZE: 14pt">The FAA Motto: We're not
happy till you're not happy. </span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE:
14pt"><br>
</span></strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><br>
</span><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY:
'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Experience is
something you don't get until just after you
need it.</span></strong></p>
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